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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2013

    Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear

    1:15 PM - 16 Dec 2013
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    • Erin Bowe Annu Subramanian Julia Matthews John Slasher 🔪🎃 Eileen Ulik Melissa Orozco // PR Jeremy martino Colin Campbell Alec Pontbriand
    18 replies 211 retweets 140 likes
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      2. Sarah plz knock doors Felts‏ @sarahfelts 16 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not sorry, @snodds. MT @TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Chris McDaniel‏Verified account @csmcdaniel 16 Dec 2013
        Replying to @sarahfelts

        @sarahfelts That post is nothing short of a masterpiece.

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      4. Sarah plz knock doors Felts‏ @sarahfelts 16 Dec 2013
        Replying to @csmcdaniel

        @csmcdaniel You really can't go wrong with puns + dogs, in my book.

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      1. Melissa Orozco // PR‏ @604pr 17 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes. This says it all. RT: @TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear

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      2. Matt Eakin‏ @Matthew_Eakin 16 Dec 2013
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        @EmilySchy “@TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear”

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      2. David Lynch‏ @LynchDavid 16 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear” @cecilyhaase, in case you forgot

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      3. Cecily Haase‏ @cecilyhaase 16 Dec 2013
        Replying to @LynchDavid

        @LynchDavid I could never forget! Sometimes, I just read it for a laugh. Fur real...

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      1. Dr. Doug Martin, PhD‏ @douglasmartin 17 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So many PUNS! RT @TheOnion Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear

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      1. Stef‏ @StefanF922 17 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnion personally I think he's barking up the wrong tree meeting with pawlitical radicals like this.

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      1. J Ryan Roehl‏ @JRyanRoehl 16 Dec 2013
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        @MollyNowara "@TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. AJ‏ @amandaquill312 16 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear” Ridiculous. Awesome.

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      1. Hunter J. Smith‏ @hunterjsmith 16 Dec 2013
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        Master class in pun commitment “@TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Jaz Dawson‏ @jazdawson_ 16 Dec 2013
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        Choked on my muesli. “@TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear”

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      1. Gracie and Izzy‏ @gracieizzylab 16 Dec 2013
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        BOL RT: @TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear

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      1. Gaude Paez Morose‏ @GaudeP 16 Dec 2013
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        I don't care, this makes me giggle! RT @TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear

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      1.  🤫‏ @rubtweets 16 Dec 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay http://onion.com/1bKFkOy  #OurAnnualYear”

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