I feel bad for god. “@TheOnion: God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality http://onion.com/1bKCk4J #OurAnnualYear”
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@TheTweetofGod Rough times? RT"@TheOnion God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality http://onion.com/1bKCk4J "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this the same God who begins each day by studying Torah?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion retarded!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know how He feels.& by His omniscient essence I'm sure he knows how I feel too. Awful not sleeping nor not having a catThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion be a voice for orphans worldwide while paying tribute to Michael Jackson http://theycagetheanimalsatnightmovie.com pic.twitter.com/9Q0tqHNkRy
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Is this true,
@TheTweetOfGod? “@TheOnion: God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality http://onion.com/1bKCk4J ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion establishment now peeling further layers. God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality http://onion.com/1bKCk4JThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It would be hard for an all-encompassing entity to get over itself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The reverse happened to me last night.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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