@TheOnion The biggest STORY of the year is called "If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" it's a fictional
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@TheOnion Syria most likely...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We have a NSA.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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