I think you know what I want, @brennynpieper. Hint: it's the crate full of otters.
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@Geostrophic@brennynpieper some are alive...many are dead... -
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@brennynpieper@Wxmanms1 As long as one makes it through. You've got to play the odds. That's why they ship so many.
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@TheOnion How deep did that ACA ObamaCare pamphlet say my Health Care provider was to go?... was It a mandate?, or a ManDate?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Also the otters, except for the dead ones.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I actually want the pocket fireplace. Well, pocket *sized* anyway. No desire to catch fire, but it would be awesome on my desk :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "A chance to moderate a panel on human rights violations in the Congo" Coltan mining cos!http://j.mp/1aQ9RdhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the years of my enemiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lulz “
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