“@TheOnion: “Wow!” http://onion.com/J2Ey9b pic.twitter.com/gLohtySsnu” @rcb3497
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“@TheOnion: “Wow!” http://onion.com/J2Ey9b pic.twitter.com/gLohtySsnu” @rcb3497
@kellie_pete HAHAHA you're more than welcome to have one, pumpkin. I know finals week is inducing some pregnancy like cravings for me. 




A young @NdubGazette ? “@TheOnion: “Wow!” http://onion.com/J2Ey9b pic.twitter.com/H9v7TUFqTX”
@TheOnion @prattprattpratt and this kid turned into @mrjerryOC #standbyme
“@TheOnion: “Wow!” http://onion.com/J2Ey9b pic.twitter.com/2pHLAOrmuf” this kid looks like me
"@TheOnion “Wow!” http://onion.com/J2Ey9b pic.twitter.com/FvQfa0Bi9g" - Ralphie May as a kid? @NicksNTricks
Is this a pic of Scooter as a boy? cc: @Priestic1 RT @TheOnion: “Wow!” http://onion.com/J2Ey9b pic.twitter.com/Q3i23Ev9wI
@AllThingsHLS Who is this Scooter of which you speak?
@danny1775 Scooter is the alleged NatSec junkie and Next-Gen crime fighter I am holding in my avatar. #ActuallyAPrettyGoodKid
@AllThingsHLS I can never tell if you are mocking him or if you really like him.
@danny1775 I mock him BECAUSE I like him. Seriously, he has a lot of potential... If he ever settles down and becomes serious about NatSec
@TheOnion damn not another over weight child drooling at chocolate lets start seeing more children drool over healthy food
I like that The Onion is tweeting pics more often these days RT: "@TheOnion: “Wow!” http://onion.com/J2Ey9b pic.twitter.com/Mn2pHvr8Xq”
@TheOnion Welcome to America.
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