@TheOnion just got weird looks for reading Sagittarius in class and laughing out loud http://onion.com/J2c0N9 #daymade
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@TheOnion Abort itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Libra: "You'll wake up tomorrow morning to find a baby on your doorstep, just like you have for the last three and a half weeks."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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My horoscope contains cheese. MT
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@TheOnion I put it out there every night and there seem to be no takers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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