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@TheOnion You should visit a B&N. Butchered trees sliced into razor-thin sheets, dirtied by ink & smut, sold by employees with rictus grins.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG. There are 2 like outside my school. They keep asking for like 49 bucks. Like I'm scared. Dad won't pick me up anymore. Help!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Kyel27 at tree sales “@TheOnion: Terrifying Man Selling Dead Trees Out Of Middle School Parking Lot http://onion.com/1aPDlsb ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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