@TheOnion I'm older than all those suckers
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@TheOnion How could you do this and not hire the king of funny obits,@jimearl666 to write it? For shame.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Um, 2013 isn't over yet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Miley CRUSHED me: http://youtu.be/_eY0wZpelIMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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