@TheOnion Classic.
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@TheOnion Unfortunately,a 6yr old boy was suspended from school for mimicking a pitching throw motion, deemed a "zero-tolerant" violent act.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: If I Had One Piece Of Advice, It'd Be Throw A Baseball Really Well | Roy Halladay http://onion.com/19wiBWz ” @BricePaterikThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how true, because you can make more money playing a game than you can saving lives.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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