@TheOnion - Who, me?
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@TheOnion Well when you've got a job, make sure you're good at it! LOL


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“
@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Asshole Attains World-Class Status http://onion.com/IXguVg ” I have a couple of nominations to send the NNAAC!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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