@TheOnion I cried laffing. Been reading The Onion for years. This is my fav. It tickled my fancy. Hope the writer reads this. Great job.
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@TheOnion Sounds like a demonic possession (The Exorcist) maybe... slitting your child's throat - is murder!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "You can’t say, 'That could never happen to my child,' because you know it can." http://onion.com/IWnwdu ” what did I just read
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