“@TheOnion: The hobbits were beaten and starved, often receiving only one breakfast per day” @theamato24 but what about second breakfast?!?!
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@DomsWildThings “@TheOnion: Authorities say hobbits were routinely starved, receiving only one breakfast per day http://onion.com/1dSYZn4 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hobbits deserve to be eaten, not beatenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion best. Twet. Ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Authorities say the hobbits were gagged, beaten, and routinely starved, often receiving only one breakfast per day..."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@woodelijah “
@TheOnion: Authorities say hobbits were routinely starved, often receiving only one breakfast per day http://onion.com/1dSYZn4 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The ones in NY were also stopped and frisked.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SeanAstin “@TheOnion: Authorities say hobbits were routinely starved, receiving only one breakfast per day http://onion.com/1dSYZn4 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@OfficialBeecake “@TheOnion: Authorities say hobbits were routinely starved, receiving only one breakfast per day http://onion.com/1dSYZn4 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@keedypants@TheOnion: Authorities say the hobbits were gagged, beaten, and routinely starved, often receiving only one breakfast per dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Must be why del Toro bailed early on in production...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just 1 breakfast?!?, no 2nd breakfast, elevensies, afternoon tea, brunch, lunch so on?? How heinous, Peter how could you!?!??!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I gag and beat my hobbit what business is that of yoursThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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