@TheOnion youre just my favorite. Since your Uni of Wisconsin, Madison news days til now U win my award 4 headline excellence, u guys R good
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@TheOnion Problem is, this headline is too realistic to be funny...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Brutal and perfect RT
@TheOnion: Generous Military Sends $800 In Disability To Man Who Wakes Up Screaming Every Night http://onion.com/1bj94W1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Passive Aggressive Comedy. Woman Author?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Just found out from my friend Michael that Dr Dre is dead...Now I have to break the news to my real good friend Bob Marley!
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@TheOnion And in other news, U.S. military still ignores epidemic of enlisted men raping female soldiers. xpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion that sucks. It should be 8 mil!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Al MelvinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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