“@TheOnion: Pathetic Hands Subject To Man’s Every Whim http://onion.com/1bIFMTy pic.twitter.com/v4OpelZLg1” @DA_Pfau
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“@TheOnion: Pathetic Hands Subject To Man’s Every Whim http://onion.com/1bIFMTy pic.twitter.com/v4OpelZLg1” @DA_Pfau
“@TheOnion: Pathetic Hands Subject To Man’s Every Whim http://onion.com/1bIFMTy pic.twitter.com/oswZHPY0mm” @big_gumbo
@RaptorRay can it you reptile
“@TheOnion: Pathetic Hands Subject To Man’s Every Whim http://onion.com/1bIFMTy pic.twitter.com/fQOYzKMBhY”. I have that problem too!
I think about this a lot. “@TheOnion: Pathetic Hands Subject To Man’s Every Whim http://onion.com/1bIFMTy pic.twitter.com/wmjWLVcf8f”
@TheOnion goddamn liar!!!
@TheOnion I like mine so much I was thinking of adding 2 more... just think how much more stuff... I could do.
@TheOnion On the one hand it looks like he is going to have a long life wanking. On the other hand, he will go blind!
@TheOnion I feel for their struggle. My feet answer to my every whim, too. I do have a rebel knee, though
@TheOnion Uh-oh! They are idle!!! (The Devil's Workshop!!!) :O
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