@TheOnion Don't I know it.
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@TheOnion at this point I could probably create a pretty accurate autobiography by assembling onion articles like that one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What if we're not done with our current exciting stage? Or what if the worst is over; or it's just getting good? Just sayin'.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You http://onion.com/1bIoINu ” We've all been thereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good, yet it's the holidays. April 1, "cool ppl moved to new planet"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You http://onion.com/1bIoINu via
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@janiellekastner? // RT@TheOnion: Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except Youhttp://onion.com/1bIoINu -
@justinsalters Aaarggh, painfully spot on!!@TheOnion does it again... Thanks for sharing!!
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