“@TheOnion: In Commentary: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1inukjL ” 


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@TheOnion Wasted 3 minutes of precious timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Commentary: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1inukjL ” Not just a jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Agree to disagree on your article. "PICKY IS SINGLE" & this is a women's problem not a men's. Lots of FAB#bachelors out there!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't knw am a good guy not takenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Commentary: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1inukjL ” top notch
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@Jimmy299792458 RT “@TheOnion: In Commentary: Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available? http://onion.com/1inukjL ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Weak minds are the answer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You might be better off with the dead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This true. Many of them are bisexual. Why ? Its conversion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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