“@TheOnion: FAA ALERT: "All turbulence, strange noises could mean your plane will crash and kill you." http://onion.com/1a5zg2y ” watch this 
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I KNEW IT!!! “
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#fact RT@TheOnion: FAA ALERT: "All turbulence, strange noises could mean your plane will crash and kill you." http://onion.com/1a5zg2yThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@katieangulo2 OMG WHY DID YOU READ THIS -
@sunshineprit@TheOnion I DONT KNOW....it was a horrible horrible mistake.
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Perfect timing RT
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@TheOnion dude - that's down right meanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: All turbulence, strange noises could mean your plane will crash and kill you.http://onion.com/1a5zg2y - I fucking knew it!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is TRUE: RT
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