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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2013

    Are you flying this holiday season? Read the FAA's suggestions for smart traveling http://onion.com/1hgANvm  https://twitter.com/OnionTest1/status/405468989742010369/photo/1pic.twitter.com/q24nmTKqKh 

    6:01 PM - 26 Nov 2013
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    • Madeline Morycz ☮ Julianne Neely mitchell folse Self Exile Perdesi tightly sealed in a cool dark place Nick Karafilis 🇺🇸#JobsNotMobs Scotty B🇺🇸 Tei Sukone 「健音テイ」 Just a dreamer
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      1. Adam Couch‏ @MayorAdamCouch 13 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1hgANvm  https://twitter.com/OnionTest1/status/405468989742010369/photo/1pic.twitter.com/QMQQvObxjO ”

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      2. Tina Rusnak‏ @tinasnak 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Read the FAA's suggestions for smart traveling http://onion.com/1hgANvm  https://twitter.com/OnionTest1/status/405468989742010369/photo/1pic.twitter.com/OEytAIRZ92 ” @LizzyKozlow

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      3. Elizabeth Kozlow‏ @LizzyKozlow 27 Nov 2013
        Replying to @tinasnak

        @tinasnak @TheOnion is it sad that it took me until the last line to decide that this was for sure fake?? I was a little confused at first!!

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      2. Kathy‏ @K_M_Griz 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @nicolemathe I hope you're safe!!

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      3. Nicole Marie‏ @nicolemathe 27 Nov 2013
        Replying to @K_M_Griz

        @KathyGriesmyer @TheOnion so far so good! One more leg to make it to La Libertad, El Salvador!

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      1. EJ‏ @Winning_Siempre 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion lol @ the tip about changing flight at the last second

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      1. EJ‏ @Winning_Siempre 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Lol all the questions i usually ask

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      1. Nic Schwartz‏ @MaddiesHusband 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @StevenTTU

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      1. Josh‏ @koonjo1 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: flying this holiday season? FAA's suggestions for smart traveling http://onion.com/1hgANvm  https://twitter.com/OnionTest1/status/405468989742010369/photo/1pic.twitter.com/i3kKLZA0t3 ” @Bulldog3071

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      1. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion "Are you flying this holiday season?" consider doing it yourself - http://www.aopa.org 

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      1. Caitlin Graham‏ @caitlinhgraham 26 Nov 2013
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        @bdominguez7 MT @TheOnion: Are you flying this holiday season? http://onion.com/1hgANvm  https://twitter.com/OnionTest1/status/405468989742010369/photo/1pic.twitter.com/MSUEtve0hg 

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      2.  🇺🇸Madisyn 🌴 ❌‏ @America01st 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JulLogJac Hey Snow, Tomax was looking for you on the 'home' thread 'bout an hour ago. . . .

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      3. MamaLiss‏ @JulLogJac 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @America01st

        @MadisynJulian @TheOnion Hey Madi. I know he found me and Andy too on the Casey Anthony thread. Thanks though.

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      4.  🇺🇸Madisyn 🌴 ❌‏ @America01st 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @JulLogJac

        @JulLogJac That were y'all are at now?

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      5. MamaLiss‏ @JulLogJac 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @America01st

        @MadisynJulian I'm there on and off-watching tv with my kids, Andy went back to work, Tomax is antagonizing still....

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      6.  🇺🇸Madisyn 🌴 ❌‏ @America01st 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @JulLogJac

        @JulLogJac Wonderful.

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      7. MamaLiss‏ @JulLogJac 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @America01st

        @MadisynJulian He really lost it on there tonight, it was funny.

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      8.  🇺🇸Madisyn 🌴 ❌‏ @America01st 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @JulLogJac

        @JulLogJac He didn't 'lose it', he says that shit on purpose, for attention. Don't be fooled.

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      9. MamaLiss‏ @JulLogJac 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @America01st

        @MadisynJulian I HOPE it's on purpose and the nobody is really that ignorant (except Nicole of course) He really hates the guys

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