Ha I can't. This is great. RT @TheOnion [American Voices] “Its a good thing I weigh all my women before intercourse.” http://onion.com/1b34hEu
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Must read this tiny article from
@TheOnion, it'll make you laugh & cry: http://onion.com/1b34hEu







enjoy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“
@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Its a good thing I weigh all my women before intercourse.” http://onion.com/1b34hEu ” haha brilliantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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