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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2013

    Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. We are goddamn saints for recognizing that: http://onion.com/1hgve00 pic.twitter.com/3fWUV9whTi

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      1. sneakyghost‏ @___z__________ 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion WOW such satire. So rebellion against the plus-sized norm. Many status-quo chuckling

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      1. Freyja's Chariot Cat‏ @bubblesmeows 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. EARTH-SHATTERING SHIT, ONION. KEEP IT UP, YOU FANTASTIC, MORALLY UNQUESTIONABLE NEWS ORGANIZATION.

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      1. Drew McK‏ @drewmckenna7 10 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion no it doesn't.

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      1. Lolilooo‏ @loliloooo22 18 Dec 2013
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        @TheOnionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPsoi4G-P7I …

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      1. Kathryn Brewer‏ @btripletkathryn 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion both satirical and true!

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      1. Damn Crackers‏ @DamnCrackers 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Except the rhombus. Nature abhors the rhombus.

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      1. Godonlymade1inga‏ @AintSuga 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion and color

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      1. Stan Quail‏ @Stan_Quail 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I like #6. #quaillikey #demboobs

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      1. Brett Williams‏ @BrettWilliams 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @shayay yes! #haha

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      1. Nicci Noel‏ @NicciNoel 26 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. We are goddamn saints for recognizing that: http://onion.com/1hgve00  pic.twitter.com/WkIsSXgtIk”

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      1. Eryc Duhart‏ @ErycDuhart 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @TimMorrisUSA The Onion has crossed over into self aware self parody or...something *universe exploded*

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      1. Supercomfs®‏ @supercomfs 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Is only showing the plus sized models from the chest up part of this joke? The fatter parts are down below!

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      2. Brian‏ @bridoc 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Not good enough. @HuffingtonPost is already running slideshows of obese women and praising them for being full-figured.

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      3. Kathryn Schekall‏ @kath660 26 Nov 2013
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        @bridoc @TheOnion @HuffingtonPost That's the joke.

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      1. s.s. lark‏ @louiedadawg 26 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder? Classic beauty is agreed upon, like who for instance, dunno.

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      1. Cuw d'état‏ @Cuw 26 Nov 2013
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        .@TheOnion you are so noble! Not many people would stand up to society’s norms.

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      1. INDIA‏ @Indiasmovies 26 Nov 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. We are goddamn saints for recognizing that http://onion.com/1hgve00 pic.twitter.com/4iQ4gPwQkb

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