@TheOnion - all part of the Puritan work ethic!
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@TheOnion: Did you know that the average Pilgrim man fathered 4 mestizo children? | Thanksgiving By The Numbers: http://onion.com/1hgoWxw ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 35 percent of all sweet potato casseroles made across the country will contain a tiny amount of smallpox#TdaybynumbersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love this. God bless you Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought this was true for half a second before seeing the Onion logo. Yikes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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