“@TheOnion: Winter Storm Threatens Homeless Man’s Plans To Survive Over Thanksgiving http://onion.com/17UJBnE ”lmao! @HUSB_01 @KimSpeer 

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@TheOnion I love you guys, but too far.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Winter Storm Threatens Homeless Man’s Plans To Survive Over Thanksgiving http://onion.com/17UJBnE ” :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Winter Storm Threatens Homeless Man’s Plans To Survive Over Thanksgiving http://onion.com/17UJBnE ” Puts it all in perspective.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Winter Storm Threatens Homeless Man’s Plans To Survive Over Thanksgiving http://onion.com/17UJBnE ” this made me not feel wellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Winter Storm Threatens Homeless Man’s Plans To Survive Over Thanksgiving http://onion.com/17UJBnE ” it's a parody but :-(#sadfaceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it would be funny if it wasn't trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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