@TheOnion Am NOT re-tweeting....
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#toosoon! RT@TheOnion: Area Man Can Remember Exactly Where He Was, What He Was Doing When He Assassinated JFK http://onion.com/1dpuViRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah, he was the secret service agent in the car behind fiddling with his rifle's safety catch - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Pretty tasteless....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too soon. Too soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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