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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Nov 2013

    In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Gluehttp://onion.com/1dp2OjM 

    11:56 AM - 22 Nov 2013
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      1. Andy Lally‏Verified account @AndyLally 1 Dec 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahahahaha! RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Gluehttp://onion.com/1dp2OjM 

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      1. Jake M‏ @REDmanMOUNT 22 Nov 2013
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        @therealJHep @greenoooooooo “@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM ”

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      1. Cole Steinkamp‏ @ColeSteinkamp 22 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM ” lol @CourtneyStakey #hugefootinmouth

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      1. Hamid Shafeeu‏ @shafeeu 22 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM ” :)

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      1. Nicole Henry‏ @nicolehenryidk 22 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM ” @imawesumandhot

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      1. Robert Frank‏ @rjames31 22 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM ” @CelinaMarie0219 need a laugh?

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      1. simon paris‏ @twinsofvim 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @WorldCupOfMusic maybe non-adhesive alcohol might be the next thing

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      2. Apryl Erickson‏ @apryl43 22 Nov 2013
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        @bradenerickson @svendover RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Gluehttp://onion.com/1dp2OjM 

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      2. Kathryn Wild‏ @Snapped_Ginger 22 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM ”

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      1. Gary Lavine‏ @gary_lvn 25 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion - sorta like the female non-orgasm

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      1. D Atlas DanleyPhD‏ @KingDavidDanley 25 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Barack = In Arabic Barack=name of Muhammad's horse he road 2 hven Hussein=King/Prophet what CHRSTIAN gives a child a Muslim name

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      1. Brianne Toma‏ @BrianneToma 25 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @AnnCoulter did they find the gun that fires taffy and gum drops too?

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      1. EJaneWench‏ @EJaneWench 25 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM ”

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      1. John Molyet‏ @JohnMolyet 25 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Hi, how about dehydrated bottled water?

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      1. Tom in Orlando‏ @tjm0072003 25 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @AnnCoulter And Obama invented the unaffordable Affordable Care Act. Like Non-Adhesive Glue.

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      1. Cassandra Connors‏ @CssndraCnnrs 23 Nov 2013
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        Dying "@TheOnion: In Focus: Non-Alcoholic Beer Inventor Unveils New Non-Adhesive Glue http://onion.com/1dp2OjM "

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      1. Righteous Dude‏ @javierpereyra 23 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion haha

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