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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Nov 2013

    "I was positioned behind a fence in Dealey Plaza right when I gunned down the president." http://onion.com/1h7kXmB pic.twitter.com/qsAYm3sWUX

    9:07 AM - 22 Nov 2013
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    34 replies 120 retweets 65 likes
      1. meg donaBOO!‏ @DonahueMeg 22 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Too soon!

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      2. Robert Crump‏ @robertecrump 22 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Not cool bro.

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      3. John117‏ @Lolboy117 22 Nov 2013
        Replying to @robertecrump

        @robertecrump @TheOnion cry some more

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      4. Robert Crump‏ @robertecrump 22 Nov 2013
        Replying to @Lolboy117

        @Lolboy117 Kill yourself.

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      1. Viv‏ @SudIndus 23 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WTF RT @TheOnion: "I was behind a fence in Dealey Plaza when I gunned down the president." http://onion.com/1h7kXmB  pic.twitter.com/jZrsjhXZT6"

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      1. Lightning News 1‏ @News1Lightning 22 Nov 2013
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        Is this for real? Presidential Assassin admits shooting Pres?! @TheOnion

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      1. DeniseCozzie‏ @deniselaraine07 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion you know I love the onion, but this goes beyond humor to just plain disrespect. Too bad you took the low road.

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      1. Jeremy Merriken‏ @JMerriken 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion 👆 @daniel_daylewis @briansawey I think I found the answer you seek. 😂😂

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      1. Clayton Turner‏ @ClaytonT 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Is that Fred Thompson?

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      1. AMTVictim‏ @AMTvictim 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Can't wait to see what you'll have up your sleeves for the 50th anniversary of 9-11.

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      1. Claire  🎀‏ @cstat13 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I don't understand why you would even post this.

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      1. Curtis Carpenter‏ @CurtisCarpente1 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Tell me you are not this stupid? Please!

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      1. Ross Churchouse‏ @RossChurchouse 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion art imitating life or life imitating art? I cant wait to see this reported as fact in the Lebanon daily news

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      1. zy gold‏ @zygoldya 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion too soon

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      1. Nick Knize  🌐‏ @nknize 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion the same people that overreacted to Samuel L Jackson saying "Damn" in a commercial will overreact to this.

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      1. Jason Novetsky, Ph.D.‏ @jsnovetskyphd 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion what is this?

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      1. Rob McMillin‏ @scareduck 22 Nov 2013
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        DARK. RT @TheOnion "I was positioned behind a fence in Dealey Plaza right when I gunned down the president." http://onion.com/1h7kXmB 

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      1. Malcolm M. Woods‏ @malcolmmw 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion yeah, no.

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      1. Jeff Swanson‏ @jswany7 22 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "I was positioned behind a fence in Dealey Plaza right when I gunned down the president." This is just sick and disappointing

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