@TheOnion Too soon!
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@TheOnion Not cool bro. -
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@Lolboy117 Kill yourself.
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WTF RT
@TheOnion: "I was behind a fence in Dealey Plaza when I gunned down the president." http://onion.com/1h7kXmB pic.twitter.com/jZrsjhXZT6"
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Is this for real? Presidential Assassin admits shooting Pres?!
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@TheOnion you know I love the onion, but this goes beyond humor to just plain disrespect. Too bad you took the low road.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@daniel_daylewis@briansawey I think I found the answer you seek.
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@TheOnion Is that Fred Thompson?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't wait to see what you'll have up your sleeves for the 50th anniversary of 9-11.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't understand why you would even post this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tell me you are not this stupid? Please!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion art imitating life or life imitating art? I cant wait to see this reported as fact in the Lebanon daily newsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the same people that overreacted to Samuel L Jackson saying "Damn" in a commercial will overreact to this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what is this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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DARK. RT
@TheOnion "I was positioned behind a fence in Dealey Plaza right when I gunned down the president." http://onion.com/1h7kXmBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah, no.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I was positioned behind a fence in Dealey Plaza right when I gunned down the president." This is just sick and disappointingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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