@TheOnion come on guys, you're supposed to be satirical
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@TheOnion No it is relevent as it applies to getting their fatasses from bed to the food.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion [American Voices] “Being able to move your body just isn’t relevant to today’s kids.” http://onion.com/18rSoM3 »Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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