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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2013

    "I know it’s something Daniel really wanted, so we finally figured, ‘Why not?’" http://onion.com/I66TLA pic.twitter.com/QrbRyb64ro

    12:58 PM - 21 Nov 2013
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      1. Juegos y los gatos!‏ @ArtrexisLives 21 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion "I know it’s something Daniel really wanted, so we finally figured, ‘Why not?’" http://onion.com/I66TLA pic.twitter.com/JgbOZJHrd7

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      1. Austin walker‏ @walkeraustin336 24 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion oh they are late haha

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      1.  ⚡️jordan ⚡️ 🤘 ⚡️‏ @and_jojo23 23 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation LOL

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      1. ge0‏ @11b2p 23 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "I know it’s something Daniel really wanted, so we finally figured, ‘Why not?’" http://onion.com/I66TLA  pic.twitter.com/2BJG1Adt3i”

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      1. Hënry Palmer‏ @palminister 22 Nov 2013
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        Art prefiguring life: Just three years and a child to go..."@TheOnion: http://onion.com/I66TLA  pic.twitter.com/qbfSgVy05Z”

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      1. Straight Shooter‏ @CHIEFTOMMEH 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion faaaaaaaake

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      1. Straight Shooter‏ @CHIEFTOMMEH 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion xbox is better

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      1. YESHERNANDOBRASIL‏ @YESNANDOBRASIL3 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation ESTE CONSOLE É MUITO CARO NÃO VALE TUDO ISTO

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      1. Chris Karanja‏ @chriskaranja 21 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "I know it’s something Daniel really wanted, so we finally figured, ‘Why not?’" http://onion.com/I66TLA  pic.twitter.com/j3jYpwdOw1”😂

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      1. Mohamed Mahdi‏ @RedBirdiii 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation I would be very happy to be given such gift even with the release of PS4..

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      1. Richard Court‏ @RMCourt 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion he looks so happy

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      1. Bobby BT‏ @haydnhumphries 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation "thanks it's what I always wanted" thinks' 'FFS'

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      1. • Lukas • ‏ @LukeKay96 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation i feel sorry for him especially with the ps4 out :/ he looks well miserable haha

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      1. Bradley Miles‏ @bradleymiles17 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation @RobCunniffe

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      1. Jade‏ @jademc120 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation couldn't he buy it himself?

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      1. Joe Bagadonuts‏ @BirdGeorgous 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion heh, jokes on them Daniel just got a copied tape from his roommate back in college

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      1. Bog Monster‏ @thedairylord 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @PlayStation Nothing wrong with classics

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