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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2013

    Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On Westhttp://onion.com/1hYbsYi 

    6:02 PM - 20 Nov 2013
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      2. scott bevins‏ @bottscevins 21 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion http://onion.com/1hYbsYi  you guys know there are real life Buddhist extremists murdering innocent people in Myanmar, right?

        2 replies 9 retweets 10 likes
      3. scott bevins‏ @bottscevins 21 Nov 2013
        Replying to @bottscevins

        @TheOnion and I feel like @pushinghoops would know what to say about the stereotypes and islamophobic overtones of this article

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Shaun McLaughlin‏ @CheapjackShakes 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ”

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      1. chris kolon‏ @Chriskolon 20 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ”. @S_WES33

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      1. CanadaTibetCommittee‏ @CanadaTibet 20 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ”

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      1. Benjamin Karalus‏ @benkaralus 20 Nov 2013
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        RT “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ”

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      1. Jacqui klein‏ @Jacquiklein 20 Nov 2013
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        Can't help but #smile at #theonion : Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ” RT @TheOnion

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      2. Aatif Sumar‏ @aatifsumar 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @narenbalaji hardly something to joke about. Buddhist extremists in Burma took violence to a whole new level.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kerry Toorcana‏ @KerryT_HTX 1 Dec 2013
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        .@TheOnion the accompanying terror video really helps put my mornings in focus. its working!

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      1. Jazzy‏ @Jazzywigs 24 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ” @leighstauffs #yourwelcome

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      1. CURLEY MONTANA‏ @ChickenRidingCo 22 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ” all I have to say is GOOD LUCK

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      1. Daniel Grossman‏ @DanGrossman12 21 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ”h

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      1. Marie Ramos‏ @mriramos 20 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @Meaningness Ha, Ha …

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      2. Elizabeth Spalt‏ @EWilleyS 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @imwiththesam: thought of you: “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1hYbsYi ”

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      3. Akemi Joy‏ @imwiththesam 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @EWilleyS

        @EWilleyS ... thanks? ;) looks like fun.

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