“@TheOnion:“Yeah, yeah, I open these all the time—don’t worry about it,” http://onion.com/1aH1XXc ”
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@TheOnion: Passenger Assures Flight Attendant He Has Opened Emergency Exit Dozens Of Times Before" Hoping he's not on my flight now :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Perfection RT“
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@TheOnion The kind of headline I love the Onion so much for!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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