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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2013

    Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On Westhttp://onion.com/1aGOi2o 

    11:30 AM - 20 Nov 2013
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    29 replies 565 retweets 280 likes
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      2. Sharon Salzberg‏Verified account @SharonSalzberg 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ” may the Onion b right!

        3 replies 22 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Julie LeMay‏ @julielemay 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This made me smile! RT @TheOnion : Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On Westhttp://onion.com/1aGOi2o 

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      1. Ben West  🔥‏ @BenWest 23 Nov 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o  #comedy

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      1. Mary Cay Barker‏ @mcbarker99 20 Nov 2013
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        If only.....“@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ”

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      1. sami le rouge‏ @drfayhee 22 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion would be funnier if Buddhist extremists actually didn't slaughter Muslims in places like Thailand and Burma

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      1. Edwin Lee‏ @edwinlee11 21 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On Westhttp://onion.com/1aGOi2o 

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      2. Mike‏ @itsaMikeGthang 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ” @sasamer88

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      3. D M‏ @crud440 20 Nov 2013
        Replying to @itsaMikeGthang

        @itsaMikeGthang @TheOnion @sasamer88 ahhh..then we give all materialistic items to Tibet... 😏 #prettysneakysis

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      1. Chris D. C.‏ @craf0012 20 Nov 2013
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        @kyleneversleeps @NotAPomegranite so good “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ”

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      1. Zach Watson‏ @Zzeddubb 20 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Burma jails 25 Buddhists for mob killings of 36 Muslims in Mikhailhttp://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jul/11/burma-buddhists-jailed-mob-attacks …

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      1. Teh 😺Muck‏ @TehMuck 20 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @pipequanta Thank you for making me grin like an idiot and spreading the message of eternal tranquility this morning. :)

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      1. nkblot‏ @nkblot 20 Nov 2013
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        Get ready. Storms coming. “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ”

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      1. Larry Stomberg‏ @LarryStomberg 20 Nov 2013
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        Love! RT @TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o 

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      1. Gary Ardito‏ @garyardito 20 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ”

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      1. Scott Carter‏ @therealscart 20 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @TheAuthorGuy Dear Jesus-Buddha, If you're only going to make ONE #TheOnion article come true, please make it THIS one.

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      1. Melanie Weaver Barnett‏ @MelanieWBarnett 20 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @paulallanhughes Thanks for a good laugh! Won't rest until they have us all in a state of nirvana--love it.

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      1. bald‏ @bags104 20 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ” yes!!! Please!!!!

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      1. IanBHaus‏ @ianbenninghaus 20 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://onion.com/1aGOi2o ” About damn time too.

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