@TheOnion "Four score and dickety years ago..." - Abraham Lincoln, 18somethingsomething
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@TheOnion takes a shot at Digital Humanities. Please disembark from the train. We have reached the mainstream. :-) http://onion.com/1h1oeUJ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@villagemichael PUT ME ON THE PENNY!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha "Put me on the penny" & "Im so much taller then all of u!" That's funny shlt I don't care who u are.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bunch of still alive US Presidents talk about Gettysburg after they all stomped the constituion to death, shot it, gassed it, f**kThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "thank you...thank you very much" A. Lincoln.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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