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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2013

    “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obamahttp://onion.com/1aPHqwe 

    1:29 PM - 19 Nov 2013
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      2. norman wilson‏ @norwin55 19 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is a B---S---- Blog - where is the truth

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      1. Chris Denhart‏ @ChrizDDv3 28 Nov 2013
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        Clueless OBAMA… RT @TheOnion: “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obama http://onion.com/1aPHqwe  #tcot #tgdn #TeaParty

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      1. Bill Bergen‏ @BasesAreEmpty 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @Cebern75

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      1. M bland‏ @martha_bland 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion hahaha!

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      1. theDean  🚴‍♂️ 🛶  ⛱ 🏝 🎱 🥃 🍺‏ @KwnF 19 Nov 2013
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        LOL steady now Mr President “@TheOnion: “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obama http://onion.com/1aPHqwe ”

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      1. Mr Nacho Slice‏ @MrNachoSlice 19 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obama http://onion.com/1aPHqwe ” @HawkNasty13 #tcot

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      1. Daniel‏ @Sinclair_D_F 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion dude, if #theonion is getting out of the 'fake news' business, I'm gonna quit following them...

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      1. Nicci Noel‏ @NicciNoel 19 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obama http://onion.com/1aPHqwe ”. Well played!

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      1. Mark Hedges‏ @MarkHedgesUSA 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion WOW. I feel like that a lot.

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      1. Kari A Reed‏ @KariBucky12 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Wow-maybe there should b 2nd thoughts bout spending 2bil w Canadian co, why not US? NO ONE competent in US #nightmare

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      1. Charlie Lynch‏ @wartortlynch 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion if I retweet this, @J_Dunkle won't see it.

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      1. Kevin Seo‏ @kjseo 19 Nov 2013
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        This is hilarious RT @TheOnion: “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obama http://onion.com/1aPHqwe 

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      1. David H Isakson II‏ @ikeman32 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Quick shut down the server and wipe the memory before its too late!

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      1. Brendan Boylan‏ @BrendanBoylan 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion At least he's honest!

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      1. A. Haiku‏ @AstoriaHaiku 19 Nov 2013
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        BO would have omitted "God." RT @TheOnion: “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obamahttp://onion.com/1aPHqwe 

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      1. frenetic eclectic‏ @eclecticfriend3 19 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “Goddammit, I don’t know what to do!” – Barack Obama http://onion.com/1aPHqwe ” I knew it! Finally. ...

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