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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2013

    ONION POLL: Do You Believe Same-Sex Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry?http://onion.com/1bB82lF 

    10:14 AM - 19 Nov 2013
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    • Emerson Diabolical Doug Gina Russell Evan alexandra Amanda Scherlin Jeff 🐻 vinay umapathy POKER FACE \///\\/
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      1. Megan Cox‏ @megkatcox 19 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: ONION POLL: Do You Believe Same-Sex Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry? http://onion.com/1bB82lF ” @eileenemer

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      1. darja‏ @darja_koscak 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_PbCQqh4Hs&feature=youtube_gdata_playe …

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      1. Johnny‏ @JohnnyVenasera 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion duh. Shouldn't they be as happy or miserable as everyone else? With that lay part you'd think homophobes would be more supportive.

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      1. Kate Messer‏ @kate_messer 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion yes

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      1. James Brains‏ @JamesBrains55 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm against same-sex couples getting married. But, same-sex singles getting married seems okay to me.

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      1. Igor Kahn‏ @igorelkahn 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @Khaffousa yes as long as they are the same color and have been circumcised?

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      1. T.H.E. Awesome Todd‏ @toddtevans7996 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion sure why not? I agree

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      1. Lili Cooper‏ @noteviltroubled 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion ABSOLUTELY!!

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      1. Mike Barr‏ @Mikethemachinst 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Only if both chicks are hot!

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      1. Michael Waskom‏ @michaelwaskom 19 Nov 2013
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        Amused at correct use of colorbrewer here: MT @TheOnion Do You Believe Same-Sex Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry? http://onion.com/1bB82lF 

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      1. tonya‏ @aliananiciu 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I believe that it shld be up to each state to decide

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      1. jonf‏ @JONF34 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @jbarro yes

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      1. John Salmon‏ @JohnSalmon859 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion yes, but not each other.

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      1. jonneke krans‏ @jonkrans 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion today in a amsterdam journal an article about same sex couples with a child wish. lots of them go get one or more children indeed.

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      1. Dave Lombardi‏ @davelom22 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Yes, but they shouldn't be allowed to divorce.

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      1. Careless Fellow‏ @CarelessFellow 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Hehe.. what will they do? They are not going to produce children. All they want to do is sleep together. Why marry for that?

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