Well, that's kind of a bummer, I was sure I'd make it on the emergency escape rocket...@TheOnion Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1h0EvZX
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@TheOnion: The stars tried, but somehow you've been more or less in control of your own destiny this week.Horoscope" HATE when that happensThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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