@TheOnion the most significant medical discovery of the century. I vow to not get cancer! Unless I do.... and that would be bad.
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I can vouch for this: RT
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As Bart said "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try" RT
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@TheOnion Dont Get Cancer-Rent it-.If high ObamaCare deductions mean never tapping your Insur.policy-Why not "Rent a Tumor"-then return it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Pro tip: “
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Pretty much sums it up. It sucks. “
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