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@TheOnion Damn those moral and ethical questions, always standing in a way of progress :)))Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Detroit Lion's Fans deny ever being there.... We're innocent...don't look to us.... we stayed on Mercury!!...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New York's - Fire Island vacationers begin bids on Solar Time Shares!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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