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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2013

    Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Prohttp://onion.com/1byi4aq 

    4:10 PM - 14 Nov 2013
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      1. Frank Crowson‏ @FrankCrowson 14 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @iamthewawrus you ready for this? “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ”

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      1. Lars Harper‏ @larsharper70 15 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ” Brings back memories of our old Zenith PCs c. 1985

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      1. C.H. Latin‏ @CHLatin 14 Nov 2013
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        PS4 preorder CANCELLED!!! “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ”

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      1. Ben Ellmann‏ @BenEllmann 14 Nov 2013
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        Cancel those preorders! “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ”

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      1. David J Boo-rown Jr‏ @brownstone1153 14 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ” will Collinsworth13 be available on other consoles?

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      1. AT‏ @ATtraildog 14 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion that could have been funny.

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      1. Ryan Schubert‏Verified account @anvilone 14 Nov 2013
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        The next generation of gaming has arrived! RT @TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Prohttp://onion.com/1byi4aq 

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      1. Korey Bradley‏ @Spartan_English 14 Nov 2013
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        Can anyone say Colecovision? #Parody @TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Prohttp://onion.com/1byi4aq 

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      1. Tommy aka Lodestar‏ @AlmostDeadInGA 14 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion its gonna make the 3DO look like a Neo Geo.

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      1. Doc. Rogers‏ @Doc_Rogers 14 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ” did not notice this was an onion article at first.

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      1. Toby Juarez‏ @BrookieCookie70 14 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Don't forget about the Magnavox OdysseyStation Box4.

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      1. David Roy‏ @david_roy 14 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ” <------Cris Collinsworth's Pigskin 2013

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      1. Thomas Giacobbi DDS‏ @ddstom 14 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm holding out for the zPhone 8.

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      1. Douglas‏ @TakoNacho 14 Nov 2013
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        For a brief moment I thought this was real. “@TheOnion: Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro http://onion.com/1byi4aq ”

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      1. evas.em.morf.lleh‏ @evasemmorflleh 14 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I'll be satisfied when I get my #GameSphere. IT'S SPHERICAL!

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