My dad's time is 1:01, damn! RT @TheOnion: Dad Looking To Get Average Phone Call With Adult Son Down To 47.5 Secondshttp://onion.com/17trU92
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@DanaMelone@TheOnion Dad's got this beat easily...
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@TheOnion this is me with any phone conversation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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