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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2013

    Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Doghttp://onion.com/17U7zzG 

    7:40 PM - 13 Nov 2013
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      1. Chris Riffer‏ @Rifferman 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ” Been there, done that

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      1. Stoopchild‏ @StoopChild 13 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ” @MattStein_ @scrathunter

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      2. Tony‏ @tjc05 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ” future chapter in my autobiography

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. Courtney Mace Nguyen-Du‏ @FortyDeuceTwits 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @tjc05

        @tjc05 I'm always either with the dog, baby, or the bar. Because this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tabirakhter/19-reasons-socializing-is-not-for-you …

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      4. Tony‏ @tjc05 14 Nov 2013
        Replying to @FortyDeuceTwits

        @FortyDeuceTwits YES....well minus the baby..but yes to all of the above.

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      1. a very spooky time for young men in america 🎃‏ @tandemNuclei 13 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion Stop writing about my life, Onion.

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      1. Austin Phillips ||-//‏ @aauussttiinnpp 13 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog”When I saw this I thought of Bailey Cooley #RedNation #DumbFish

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      1. UTC Sequoya Review‏ @UTCLitMag 13 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ” The tale of every living introvert.

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      1. Vito Di Stefano‏ @Incogvitothe3rd 13 Nov 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG " @SgtBlueberry and Lola

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      2. Kathleen Pointer‏ @kathleenpointer 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Been there RT: @TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG 

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Mollie Pointer‏ @MolliePointer 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @kathleenpointer

        @kathleenpointer @TheOnion I think it's a genetic thing because that is me. Every. Damn. Time.http://onion.com/17U7zzG 

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      1. that one kid‏ @pepper2000 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually it's me and the tv. “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ”

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      1. Jules‏ @juliaepo 13 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ” this described me perfectly

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      1. Abby‏ @abbypfister 13 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ” @kirstenpfister @Dakota_Louise

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      1. Patrice J'Kous‏ @duckduck_kous 13 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog" @Vonderbreh

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      2. Margaret Ruch‏ @MFRuch1 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ” @taylorpocket00 we've all been there

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      3. Taylor Howell‏ @taylorpocket00 13 Nov 2013
        Replying to @MFRuch1

        @MPeckin1 it should read "drunkest guy at the party no longer able to talk to humans"

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      1. Bill Chaisen‏ @BillChaisen 29 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion nice

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      1. Jamie‏ @shortysax 14 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am this guy! “@TheOnion: Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog http://onion.com/17U7zzG ”

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