@TheOnion I still love you after all these years. Dennis Messner. Enough said.
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@TheOnion: BREAKING: Intruders Detected In Zone 17 http://onion.com/17pRxb1 ”. Slow news day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@jon_bois Are you writing for The Onion these days? RT@TheOnion BREAKING: Intruders Detected In Zone 17http://onion.com/17pRxb1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is real ? “
@TheOnion: BREAKING: Intruders Detected In Zone 17 http://onion.com/17pRxb1 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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