“@BagOrDie4Lyfe: “@TheOnion: [American Voices] http://onion.com/1cnTszu ” @JuliaCall99” 

this explains so much
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] "My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit." http://onion.com/1cnTszu ” This passes for humor?#printisdeadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I prefer i#Phones to partners, myself. “
@TheOnion: [American Voices] "My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit." http://onion.com/1cnTszu ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] "My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit." http://onion.com/1cnTszu ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well my dog certainly doesn't care if I call him by some other dog's nameThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Brilliant RT
@TheOnion: [American Voices] "My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit." http://onion.com/1cnTszuThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] "My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit." http://onion.com/1cnTszu ”@TheBlairGordonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] "My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit." http://onion.com/1cnTszu ”@McCannBreeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Still laughing. Yep. Love my dog the most. She has never betrayed me like 96% of society.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] "My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit." http://onion.com/1cnTszu ” Is this by you@shelbiemctevia Lmao -
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@TheOnion Oops! For a second there I thought you said 'GOD's a lying, cheating sack of shit' and I was going to have to kill you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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