“@TheOnion: "In all categories, the Mariana Trench consistently got our lowest marks as a good place to start a family." @nautilimeyer
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@TheOnion Man...that is deep.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm thinking the surface of the sun ranks slightly lower.#justsayingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion very dark....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's funny cause it's true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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