The Onion interviewed me a while back RT @TheOnion Area Man Stubs Finger Every Single Time He Touches Basketballhttp://onion.com/19LUlmF
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@HeadsUpULose It's funny cause it's true!
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Sounds like me
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This is seriously my life. Ask my right thumb. "
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@LookAtWaffles sums up athletics in the area pretty well haha
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