@TheOnion You can't help but envy this guy :))) We all repress, but this is black belt :)))
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@TheOnion is right about everything here, except that@ChipotleTweets is the real 6-minute lifesaver, not Qdoba. http://onion.com/HAr1F8 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Qdoba? LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man removing wallet to pay for 7inlong, 5inwide temporary solution to all of his problems http://onion.com/HAr1F8 ”@MissMassoelsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This one hits close to home.
@TheOnion really is on a roll this morning (Heh... onion roll...)http://onion.com/HAr1F8Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sadly, 502 : Bad Gateway. Someone broke something. Perhaps the aftermath of such a burrito from Chipotle?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's profound especially when you start multiplying those dimentions !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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