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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Nov 2013

    Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politicshttp://onion.com/1elPEng 

    5:20 PM - 6 Nov 2013
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      1. Scott Steele‏ @WScott_Steele 7 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We make The Onion. It's good: "@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ” #cdnpoli

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      1. Jennifer Thompson‏ @IndyThompson 6 Nov 2013
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        OMG THIS! Like I wrote it: RT @TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politicshttp://onion.com/1elPEng 

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      1. Lucas Norwood‏ @lucasnorwood 6 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ” @smcglade87 hahahaha

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      1. Michael Juettner‏ @mikeythejet 7 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ” @CASEY_BEANE

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      1. Mark Demeny‏ @mdemeny 7 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion - Are you sure? Rob Ford has *another* video out today. Even better than the last. It'll be worth it. C'mon - pay attention to us!

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      1. Michael Mersereau‏ @mmmersereau 7 Nov 2013
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        Same for many Canadians, unfortunately...“@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ”

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      1. Casey Kirkes‏ @cwkirkes 7 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ”@_CFab_

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      1. pips sue‏ @vic16pip25 6 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion #Robford has embarrassed by city of #toronto He is a #Jackass

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      1. Lynn‏ @sweetsuthnpeach 6 Nov 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng " @kevinunangst hilarious-had 2 share!

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      1. Allie Brady‏ @allie_brady 6 Nov 2013
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        RT:“@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics"

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      1. Jenny S‏ @ED_RN 6 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion wow, that article on Americans not giving a shit about Canadian politics was lame.shows the different people that we are #Canadian

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      1. John‏ @john_axon 6 Nov 2013
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        Yes. RT:“@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ”

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      1. Todd Hepburn‏ @thatguytawd 6 Nov 2013
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        @MartinShortSays for PM! “@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ”

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      2. Dr Tess Prendergast‏ @Tess1144 6 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ” really quite hilarious as I am Canadian

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      3. Miranda Mallinson‏ @Mirbee1111 7 Nov 2013
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        @Tess1144

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      1. Mary Ford‏ @TheRealMaryFord 6 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng ” lol

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      1. Ben Bengtson‏ @BenBengtson 6 Nov 2013
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        Perfect. RT "@TheOnion: Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics http://onion.com/1elPEng "

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      1. jd&sj‏ @sj_jd 6 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion sorry folks - there's not much more for you to work with after: "yes, I smoked crack, but only because I was in a drunken stupor"

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      1. Jeff S‏ @JeffFerox 6 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm pretty sure we don't care either...

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