“@TheOnion: BREAKING: Authorities Currently Racing Down Highway To Arrest You For Crime You Didn’t Commit | Run! http://onion.com/1b5eMte ” lol
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@TheOnion not again...............Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Consulting the Hitchhikers Guide 2 the Galaxy I have concluded best course of action is 2 put a towel over my head & stand stillThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ok coppers !!!!! You'll never take me alive !!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WAY cool! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion me hizo reir este pinche artículo...lean...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh crap! LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hopefully they bring their tank. I have a wall that needs smashing and I'm too lazy to do it myself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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