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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Nov 2013

    In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Yearshttp://onion.com/HCrtmY 

    10:14 AM - 4 Nov 2013
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      2. b_dubb‏ @brockness 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ” @g_knapp

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      1. Suz: VoteBlue Nov 6th!!‏ @SuzBrockmann 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ” Today's must RT.

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      2. Tim Monteith‏ @overtim 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @anomalistnews “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ”

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      2. Rob Trangucci‏ @Trangucc 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ” @jsomers @RomyZipken

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      3. James Somers‏ @jsomers 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @Trangucc

        @Trangucc @RomyZipken so good - gotta give it up for the only consistently funny writing on the planet

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      4. Romy‏ @romysaplicki 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @jsomers

        @jsomers @Trangucc this one's their best: http://onion.com/17IvPCq 

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      5. Romy‏ @romysaplicki 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @romysaplicki

        @jsomers @Trangucc also, james, I secretly direct messaged rob from your twitter account last night. sorry, sort of.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Rob Trangucci‏ @Trangucc 5 Nov 2013
        Replying to @romysaplicki

        @RomyZipken @jsomers I swear I totally knew that wasn't James who sent that nor did I respond with a heartfelt missive

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jim Dougherty‏ @JDOU28 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @anschechter

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      1. Keviñ Davis‏ @Reverend_Kev 4 Nov 2013
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        @robmitch13 RT “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ”

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      1. Jacob‏ @Juicy_Jay78 4 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ” @MikeTyzzy @TheRight_Angle

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      1. Sarah Ketelaars‏ @ketelaars_sarah 5 Nov 2013
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        A lovely idea :) “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ”

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      1. Sweet Vickster‏ @SweetVickster 4 Nov 2013
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        LOL! “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ”

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      1. Akash Ahuja‏ @cashmoneyahuja 4 Nov 2013
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ” @TheHorkofChuck made me laugh

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      1. Doug Gemmell‏ @dougsfolly 4 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion It's getting harder every day to tell if tweets are from The Onion or another source without looking at who it came from. Crazy!

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      1. Julie Herrmann‏ @jherrmannak 4 Nov 2013
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        This is some brilliant writing “@TheOnion: In Focus: CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years http://onion.com/HCrtmY ”

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      2. Sable Gryphon‏ @Sable_Gryphon 4 Nov 2013
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        @TheOnion @ZetaSyanthis This has been my favorite article for years.

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      3. Zeta Syanthis‏ @ZetaSyanthis 4 Nov 2013
        Replying to @Sable_Gryphon

        @Sable_Gryphon This one has to be mine. http://www.theonion.com/articles/supreme-court-on-gay-marriage-sure-who-cares,31812/ …

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