@TheOnion Thanks 4 the laugh. I am almost 36 & doing everything your 27 yr. old liar does. Oh, don't worry about me. EVERYTHING'S GREAT!
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@4million4peace@TheOnion Me too!! Been doing that all my life! =)
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@TheOnion Perhaps parents also lie to keep offsprings from worrying?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion-27-Year-Old Lies About Every Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1cxEITu ” cc@pmramirez23 duuuuuuude!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Too close to home. Via
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@TheOnion: In Local News: 27-Y-Old Lies About Every Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1cxEITu ” also 47 YO'sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how do you know the content of his conversation?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@eamonnbrennan wow, that is me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion memz when u guys wrote that piece-axe body spray shuts down half of New Jersey? Hope you caught the real story @ NY prep schoolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Local News: 27-Y/O Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1cxEITu ” truth!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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so accurate. MT
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This.
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@TheOnion: 27-Year-Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying http://onion.com/1cxEITu ”@nightingale786Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too much pathos and too close to home for me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tragicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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