@TheOnion who does he think he is? Bill Murray.
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@TheOnion Sounds a lot like not-so-funny domestic abuse... Hmm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica Biel No One Will Believe Her http://onion.com/HlokHn ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Dark as fuck but I <3“
@TheOnion: In Entertainment News: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica Biel No One Will Believe Her http://onion.com/HlokHn ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh hey,
@HotMessMandy! MT@TheOnion: Justin Timberlake Tells Jessica Biel No One Will Believe Her http://onion.com/HlokHn -
@TheKennyLane@TheOnion that was fabulous -
@HotMessMandy@TheOnion It's like they wrote that article especially for you.
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