@TheOnion I have yet to hear a cell phone has taken a plane down
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Too soon? RT
@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Nice to see the people whose job it is to protect me loosening up a bit.” http://onion.com/16t4AeeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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